Saturday, December 28, 2013

The best song ever written about GRASS.

The best song ever written about GRASS.
I wrote these lyrics today for my first Rap Video. You'll have to imagine the video until I get it made but I think you'll agree it is a song that may change the course of rap music forever.

GRASS
When I was young and dumb, lonely and afraid,
In my back pocket I would carry a blade.
If someone stepped up to me, and got in my face.
I'd whip out the grass blade and blow it in their face.

Ya see I like grass, I like the way it feels,
In small little patches or in great big fields.
Goats & horses eat it, cows do too.
And guess what nature lovers, so can you!

In 98 I got pulled over by undercovers one night.
I had a pocket full of green of the grassy type.
They patted me down but had to let me go,
'Cause back in 98 the pigs just didn't know...

About grass and the way it feels.
In small little patches or in great big fields.
Rabbits and sheep eat it, cows do too,
And guess what grass lovers, so can you.

You can sleep on it, like our horsey friends.
Or make a musical instrument and play pretend.
If your smaller than you'd like you can have bigger boobs.
Or step on something nasty you clean your shoes.

I like grass. I like the way it feels.
It comes in small little patches and in great big fields.
Girraffe and buffallo eat it, cows do too.
And guess what grass lovers so can you.

It's greener than Ireland and a leprechauns hat.
Thinner than a picture of a starving cat.
More delicate than a depressed man's smile.
And has a greater surface area than an obese child.

I like grass. I like the way it feels.
It comes in small little patches and in great big fields.
Zebra and wilderbeast eat, cows do too,
And guess what grass lovers so can you.

From a tiny little seed it has covered the earth.
Like this rap song will with all your kind help.
Just share this video about our loyal friend grass.
And use toilet paper not grass when you wipe dat ass.

Yeah I like grass. I like the way it feels.
It comes in small little patches and in great big fields.
Elephants and Rhinos eat it, cows do too.
And guess what grass lovers SO CAN YOU!

I like grass.

By Frank Cronin, Glowpunk
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